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Cat Haiku
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| You never feed me. | Wanna go outside. |
| Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. | Oh, no! Help! I got outside! |
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That will sure show you.
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Let me back inside!
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| You must scratch me there! | Terrible battle. |
| Yes, above my tail! Behold, | I fought for hours. Come and see! |
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Elevator butt.
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What's a 'term paper'?
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| I need a new toy. | Kitty likes plastic |
| Tail of black dog keeps good time. | Confuses for litter box |
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Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
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Don't leave tarp around
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| The rule for today | Small brave carnivores |
| Touch my tail, I shred your hand | Kill pine cones and mosquitoes |
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New rule tomorrow
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Fear vacuum cleaner
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| In deep sleep hear sound | Want to trim my claws? |
| Cat vomit hairball somewhere | Don't even think about it! |
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Will find in morning
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My yelps will wake dead.
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| Grace personified, | I want to be close |
| I leap into the window. | To you. Can I fit my head |
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I meant to do that.
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inside your armpit?
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| Blur of motion, then -- | Oh no! Big One |
| Silence, me, a paper bag. | has been trapped by newspaper! |
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What is so funny?
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Cat to the rescue!
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| The mighty hunter | Humans are so strange. |
| Returns with gifts of plump birds -- | Mine lies still in bed, then screams! |
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Your foot just squashed one
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My claws aren't that sharp ...
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| You're always typing. | Cats meow out of angst |
| Well, let's see you ignore my | "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! |
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Sitting on your hands.
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We could break so much!"
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| My small cardboard box. | Litter box not here |
| You cannot see me if I | You must have moved it again |
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Can just hide my head.
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I'll crap in the sink.
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| We're almost equals | The Big Ones snore now |
| I purr to show I love you | Every room is dark and cold |
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Want to smell my butt?
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Time for "Cup Hockey"
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