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Dog Haiku
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| How do I love thee? | Today I sniffed |
| The ways are numberless as | Many dog butts---I celebrate |
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My hairs on the rug.
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By kissing your face.
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| My human is home! | I love my master; |
| I am so ecstatic I have | Thus I perfume myself with |
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Made a puddle.
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This long-rotten squirrel.
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| I hate my choke chain - | I lie belly-up |
| Look, world, they strangle me! | In the sunshine, happier than |
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Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
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You ever will be
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| Sleeping here, my chin | I sound the alarm! |
| On your foot. No greater bliss-well, | Paperboy-come to kill us all---- |
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Maybe catching cats
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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| Look in my eyes and | I sound the alarm! |
| Deny it. No human could | Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all--- |
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Love you as much I do
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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| The cat is not all | I sound the alarm! |
| Bad. She fills the litter box | Meter reader-come to kill us all--- |
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With Tootsie Rolls.
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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| I am your best friend, | I sound the alarm! |
| Now, always, and especially | Garbage man-come to kill us all--- |
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When you are eating.
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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| My owners' mood is | I sound the alarm! |
| Romantic-I lie near their | Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all--- |
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Feet. I fart a big one.
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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| I lift my leg and | |
| Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot | |
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Sniff this and weep
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